All across these great cities, women are celebrating a complete BREAK from their spouses/ significant others.
They are not mourning the temporary widowdom that Deer Hunting brings, guys get a clue, they are CELEBRATING a week of freedom and hoping beyond hope that you DO NOT get that big buck so you will leave AGAIN!
They are not sitting their crying for you (despite what they tell you on the phone) they are stretching out in bed, enjoying ALL the covers and the quiet night without you snoring.
They are exhilirated to not have to deal with a pair of your dirty underwear or socks for an entire week.
Women are not sitting home pouting, they are out with their girlfriends having the time of the life.
If only Opening Day could come once a month!
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